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I have yet to sleep and I am fighting the urge to refer to these two as either Lannah or Handon. Anyway….

Meet Landon & Hannah. Two of the most beautiful, creative and stylish creatures I’ve ever encountered. They’ve been inspiring me for years - not just with their impeccable style, but with their love for each other. They have redefined young love and I can’t wait until they redefine young family!

There really needs to be a Coffee Table Book about the silly adventures of this stylish duo. I’m super excited that they agreed to be my first “People Watch” victims. Enjoy their profiles!

(In above photograph Landon is wearing black shorts by paperbirdclothing.com and nipples. Hannah is wearing one of
many hawaiian muumuus.)

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Name: HANNAH
Age: 21
Occupation: makeup artist/professional slug
URL: www.pouty-mouth.com
Style Inspirations: annie hall and jean shrimpton

Favorite Fashion Designers: most of my clothing comes from ten thousand years ago and smells of armpits, i don’t think the brands exist anymore i do have a soft spot for chloe, though couldn’t imagine sacrificing a years worth of eating for one of miss philo’s fineries.

What are you wearing this exact second? landon’s pink shirt with a zebra.

What will you be rockin’ this summer? small jumpers and large hats to protect me from melanoma. plenty of breezy muumuus.

What did you dress like as a kid? pretty much the same.

What’s your current theme song? anything by the yin yang twins, cos i’m sexy.

Name one beauty product you can’t live without: anything by kiehls.

(In Hannah’s photo she is wearing Landon’s t-shirt that she scribbled on with a itty-bitty jumper from Zara. On her feet are Vintage Canadian Cheerleading boots.)

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Name: LANDON METZ
Age: 21
Occupation: Graphic Design & Illustration
URL: www.landonmetz.com
Style Inspiration: Curtis Jackson

Favorite Fashion Designers: All of my wildest clothing dreams are executed by my slave seamstress Merida Anderson aka Paper Bird Clothing. I get the rest of my clothes at stores.

What are you wearing this exact second? Shorts.
What will you be rockin’ this summer? Shorts.
What did you dress like as a kid? Lots of neon colours and naked.

What’s your current theme song? Penis Song by Momus
Name one beauty you can’t live without: Hannah Kristina (and as of July 2nd) Metz.

(In Landon’s picture he is wearing some very clever white pants from the ladies section in Zara. On top he wears a vintage ‘Gumby and Friends shirt’.)